Thursday, October 9, 2008

Exam time..:(

I was tagged by two people this past week. Reflections and Mathew. Since I live in perpetual fear of my mother stumbling across my blog (we have our little differences, but I really don’t want her to have a heart attack…:D) I have decided to postpone the “addictions” tag from Reflections by about a decade.

It is customary to write two lines about the person who has tagged you. But I pass the opportunity, since I don’t have anything nice to write about Mathew. Any guy who cooks like Mathew does, well, I just plain envy them. Period.

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by them.

RULE #2 Tag 3 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1. If your lover betrayed you what would your reaction be?
Was that a nuclear explosion you heard in the back ground?

2. What’s it that you see in an ideal partner?
Is this some kind of trick question?? I thought, everyone thought it was breasts!

3. What, according to you, is the perfect date?
One in which she pays the bill.

4. Would you like to have children soon enough? Or would you wait till your mid-thirties for the first child?
I don't mind passing on my DNA. But my responsibility ends right there!

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
I aint gay!!!

6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
Couldn’t care less, all that matters is whether or not we have sex.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?
As long as I have somebody else... ad infinitum!

8. If the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?
The guys married to Salma Hayek and Monica Bellucci better watch out, is all I can say.

9. If you could root for one social cause, what would it be?
Legalizing Marijuana, Hash, LSD, Cocaine.....

10. Do you lie?
No. Err… I did it again!

11. Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Thalle! naatukare appozhekkm enne thalli konnittondakumadae!... (Don’t bother to translate!)

12. What’s your fear?
That Salma Hayek is growing old and I haven’t got my onsite to Mexico yet!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
I'll bet that right now he must be cuddling his n'th girlfriend and crooning to her… "Dear, add some more sugar..." Hey! Stop cooking! It’s an unfair advantage, a genetic disorder and waaay under the belt!

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
Objection your honor! The question is irrelevant considering that Salma Hayek is rich.

15. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?
Infinite loop, system crash!

16. Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible a thing he has done?
The forgiveness, I outsource unto god. The revenge… that is mine!

17. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
God only knows all the crap man endures just to have some decent sex. Yeah, sure…. relationship!

18. What is your all time favorite film?
American Pie…ok, ok its Forrest Gump

From these answers, I must now appear to the reader as a sensitive, loving, caring human being, brimming with life and firmly on the path to saint hood. But, let me explicitly state that such was not my intention per se. It is just that these profound questions brought out the best in me….:D

Ladies… queue please!! This is not!!

I now tag
And Nishanth i.e when that Mandan starts his blog!


silverine said...


Ahem after reading this tag I would advice that you marry the typical pati vrata naari for a long and happy married life. They are out there! :p

mathew said...

'The forgiveness, I outsource unto god. The revenge… that is mine!'

hahhaa..thats a cool liner..will make a good statement for Al Pacino!!;-D

nikhil said...

19) How do you see your life after married life? :)
God! How the hell did she read this blog!! Who the hell gave her the link??

20) Would she forgive me no matter how horrible things i have done?
"The Forgiveness is outsourced to God". :)

mea culpa said...


Oh man....just too good!!! u know what i wd like 2 say..."u bloody womanizer!!!!" ha ha ha.... just too good...lovely... did ya mother see dis? how is she?

Primitive Lyric said...

You're a riot!hehe

Abraham Menacherry said...

Silverine: I am sure that there is such an unlucky girl out there somewhere...:D

Mathew: I guess you wont be tagging me ever again in future....:D actually was pleasantly surprised to see your comment. I was expecting a letter bomb...:D

Nikhil: Kidilam!!!! those were the perfect 19 and 20. Good thinking dude!

Mea culpa: no no you got me wrong.. I am not a womanizer just aspiring to be one...:D Fortunately she hasnt!! The day she sees is the day I set off to siberia

Primitive Lyric: .....:D was born that way!

N!$#@N^# said...

eda.... aby ur answers were hillllllaaaarious....
ur just a "trying to be womanizer" with not much luck ... tak a break dude after all the harmones will stop playing games with you after some time.... and the female anatomy would just be "not so intresting a subject...", u would find that there is much more to life than all this worldly pleasures.. and you would strive to go to himalayas to be in peace with yourself... i think am on my way to himalayas... u can join me....

1)eda i went to a rock show y'day.. avide.. oru peenu kidlum dance ayirnu.. kidilum hip gyrating moves.. so i joine her after that it was "synchronous dance" ahhh.... hmmm.....

2) on second thoughts... may be you can go to planing to go to amsterdam.. the holiest place on earth...... where all the bakth janas go and do "loads of offerings"......

Reflections said...

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?
As long as I have somebody else... ad infinitum!

LOL.....infact all ur answers were hilarious:-D
Yeah and #16 too

Abraham Menacherry said...

Nishu: "and the female anatomy would just be "not so intresting a subject...", !!!!!!

What happened to you man?? Did the sayipps bonk you on the head or what.. hey! wake up!!!

P.S: When I reach the Himalayas I will pray for a cure fore AIDS!!

Reflections: Thank you!!

Anonymous said...

hilarious..all i can manage to stutter in between my guffaws!lol

VIDYA said...

LOL! i c the SAINT! :d

Muki said...

I went speechless after reading this. Too good man...
Needless to say that best one was "Salma Hayek is growing old and I haven’t got my onsite to Mexico yet!
hope you have no plans to get married in near future.

malaika said...

Great Saint.Avarachan Menacherry.In a way its good, atleast unlike a lot of others, you didnt lie ...

Abraham Menacherry said...

tulips: Thank you!

vidya: ...:D

muki: he he.. yeah!

malaika: Thank you!

shyamchand said...

da better delete this post now... u r risking ur life... :P
answers are fantastic... :) hhehe