Monday, August 13, 2007

The male customer

Rajan was never too well known for his tact in matters related to the opposite sex. But this past week on a white water rafting expedition, he proved his mettle as one of the corniest guys around yet again.

The engineers from Chengannur had gathered for a get together, which for some reason included white water rafting in the itinerary. Normally one wouldn’t expect so much “depth” in their weekend frolic, the maximum they usually do is booze and get a lap dance.

God help those poor San Franciscans, is all I can say. Excerpts from the mail report about the incident from Sreejith a.k.a Ceiji and Jaimon a.ka Monje is given below.

Attaching the photo of rafting guide for Rajan's group.. take special notice of her... below were the questions Rajan had for her while rafting.

Rajan strikes...
Rajan: "What will happen if the paddle falls into water?"
She: Smiles and replies politely "it will flow downstream"

Rajan strikes again...
Rajan: "Will this river flow upstream?"
She : Her smile vanishes, she looks at others and says a polite "No"

Rajan never stops...
Rajan: "Why is this helmet for?"
She: Acts deaf

Rajan thought if he fell down in water, she (rafting guide) will catch him and help to enter into the boat… so he tried to fall down.. but Biju was near to him, and Biju also thought in the same way, so Biju caught him… then Rajan threw out his paddle into the river....

And the ultimate...
Rajan: opens his mouth to ask the next question...
She: jumps off the raft..

In the end, the looser was Biju.. he had built a good 'stuff' with her by asking weder she had bf, weder she was alone, weder she liked to dance etc... due to the intervension of rajan, biju lost...

If there is a Nobel Prize for “suffering” your customers then this lady would sure be in the list of top ten contenders.

P.S: Seeing her picture, I can understand why Rajan behaved the way he behaved...:)

2 comments:

N!$#@N^# said...

Aby,your P.S comment about the pic & Rajan looks funny, after reading your blog it is evident that you are desprate and you would 've loved to be in rajan's place :-)

Abraham Menacherry said...

u too....:)